When Gabe created the world's first sentient program, Pi, he thought things couldn't get better.N...

THE GODS ARE FUNNY.Except when you piss them off.Then they suck.They really, really suck.(Real...

THE GODS ARE FUNNY.Except when you piss them off.Then they suck.They really, really suck.(Real...

BEING IMMORTAL IS GREAT.Except when you're an outcast.Then it sucks.It really, really sucks.(R...

BEING IMMORTAL IS GREAT.Except when you're an outcast.Then it sucks.It really, really sucks.(R...

Time travel is messy.And I don't mean morning hair after prom, messy.I mean flushing dynamite ...

I never thought I'd have a bounty on my head the size of the Milky Way.Of course, I never thought...

I never thought I'd have a bounty on my head the size of the Milky Way.Of course, I never thought...

Know what's great about a little black dress?I can really rock it when it's time for some R&R....

Time travel is messy.And I don't mean morning hair after prom, messy.I mean flushing dynamite ...

Know what's great about a little black dress?I can really rock it when it's time for some R&R....

Dear Little Miss DoppelgangerI know you think you're clever, stealing my life and my best friend....